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Interpret:
Weird Al Yankovic
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth, or Ill sit on you.
The word is out, better treat me right,
Cause Im the king of cellulite.
Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right.
My zippers bust, my buckles break.
Im too much man for you to take.
The pavement cracks when I fall down.
Ive got more chins than Chinatown.
Well Ive never used a phone booth,
And Ive never seen my toes.
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows.
Because Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--come on you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.
Just tell me once again: Whos fat?
When I walk out to get my mail,
It measures on the Richter scale.
Down at the beach Im a lucky man.
Im the only one who gets a tan.
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code.
When youre only having seconds,
Im having twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.
Because Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.
Lemme tell you once again whos fat.
If you see me comin your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that Im hungry,
Then wont you feed my face.
Because Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo woo woo. When I sit around the house,
I really sit around the house.
You know Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd.
Lemme tell you once again.
You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat--you know, hoo.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud.
Just tell me once again--whos fat? |
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21.May.2001 20:05:16 |
Letzer Aufruf |
06.Jun.2004 10:06:13 |
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| Fat
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth, or Ill sit on you.
The word is out, better treat me right,
Cause Im the king of cellulite.
Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right.
My zippers bust, my buckles break.
Im too much man for you to take.
The pavement cracks when I fall down.
Ive got more chins than Chinatown.
Well Ive never used a phone booth,
And Ive never seen my toes.
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows.
Because Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--come on you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.
Just tell me once again: Whos fat?
When I walk out to get my mail,
It measures on the Richter scale.
Down at the beach Im a lucky man.
Im the only one who gets a tan.
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code.
When youre only having seconds,
Im having twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.
Because Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.
Lemme tell you once again whos fat.
If you see me comin your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that Im hungry,
Then wont you feed my face.
Because Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo woo woo. When I sit around the house,
I really sit around the house.
You know Im fat, Im fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd.
Lemme tell you once again.
You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat--you know, hoo.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat--you know it, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud.
Just tell me once again--whos fat? |
Eingetragen |
21.May.2001 20:05:16 |
Letzer Aufruf |
06.Jun.2004 10:06:13 |
Besucher |
1343 |
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