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Eminem Feat. D12
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| My Band
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[Intro: Eminem]
I dont know dude
I think everybodys all jealous and shit
Cause Im like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybodys got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
[Hook: Eminem]
Because these chicks dont even know the name of my band
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because Im the lead singer of my band
[Verse: Eminem]
So I get off stage right? drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and Im all like
Whats up, ladies? My names Slim Shady
Im the lead singer of D12 baby
Theyre all like "Oh my God! Its him"
"Becky oh my fuckin God its Eminem!"
"I swear to fuckin God, dude you fuckin rock!"
"Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock?"
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when fight its kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause theyre back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think theyre tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
This rockstar shit, its the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
[Hook: Eminem]
these chicks dont even know the name of my band
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because Im the lead singer of my band
[Bridge: Eminem]
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
Baby Yeaaaah!
[Verse: Swifty]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you
Hey dad! How come we dont rap off Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You dont want my autograph, yous a liar
And naw Im Swift (Oh, I thought you were Kuniva!)
And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, its simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map,
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
[Verse: Kon Artist/Kuniva (Eminem)]
Look at Em lil punk ass, thinkin he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself takin on the flicks
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon be late for soundcheck
Man, I aint going to soundcheck
Man, our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man? Ima say something
Ayyo Em! (You got something to say!) Man, nothing
I though you was about tell him off man, whats up?
Man, Im a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
And you aint even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Awe man, whatever!
I swear man!
[Hook: Eminem]
Because these chicks dont even know the name of my band
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because Im the lead singer of my band
[Verse: Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo its...)
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Everytime I hear (Hey dude, I love your band!)
We aint a band bitch, we dont play instruments
So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin funny every area code
(Proof carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own
Cant make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Wheres Obie and Dre?)
[Verse: Bizarre]
God dammit Im sick of this group
Time for me to go solo, and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Kon Artis.. slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back
Superman video.. I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us a question
Like whos D12? Howd we get started?
(But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway, Im the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think Im cute (Hey sexy!)
50 told me do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldnt get up
Fuck D12, Im out of this band
Im about to start a group with the real Roxanne
[Bridge: Eminem]
GIRL WHY CANT U SEE YOUR THEE
ONLY ONE FOR ME AND IT JUST
Touch MY ASS APART TO KNOW THAT
YOU DONT KNOW MY BAAAANNNNDDDD!
[Hook: Bizarre]
These chicks dont even know the name of my band (Haha!)
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!)
Cause once I blow they know that Ill be the man (Yeah!)
All because Im the lead singer.. Hahaha
[Bridge: Eminem]
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
[Talking: Bizzare]
Yeah!
The hardest boy band in the world!
D12!
[Outro: Eminem]
Im the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl to take of their underpants
Im the lead the singer of my band my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, Whoo Whoo!
Look out for my next single its called my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa
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