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Insane Clown Posse
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If I was your TV Id be like "Look at me"
If I was a shooting star Id be like "Peace!"
If I was a fat bitches thong Id be like "Hell naw!
If I was a hotties thong Id be like "Awwww..."
If I was a cuss word Id just be like "fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon Id be chillin like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole Id just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. Id be like "man this is bullshit"
If I was the tires on your car Id be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
If I was the bumper on your car Id be like "Aww fuck"
If I was a balloon Id be like "pap"
If I was Allysa Milano Id be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ Id probably say "the point 103"
If I was a richy ass bitch Id be like "umm...ok"
If I was Spin magazine Id put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
I wont read this, even us motherfucker!"
If I was your mental stress Id be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then Id be like "THONNNKK!!"
If I was your tongue Id be hating your teeth Id be like "Man why do
you try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
If I was a chair Id be like "Sit here"
If I was Kid Rock Id cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler Id be like "Shhh, quietly"
If I was a price tag Id be like "You aint buying me"
If I was a fresh ass DJ Id be like [records scratch]
If I was Jam Master J Id be like [records scratch]
If I was a cheap clock radio Id be like [static]
"Tune that motherfucker in"
If I was Barry White Id be like "What up yall?"
If I was nipple in the cold Id be like "Boing"
If I was your dead uncle Id be like "....."
If I was a raindrop Id just be like "drip"
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"
[Chorus]
If I was, if I was, but Ill never be
If I was, if I was, but Ill never be
If I was, if I was, but Ill never be
If I was, if I was, but Ill never be
If I was, if I was, but youre killing me
If I was, if I was. but youre killing me
If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, Id fly through the air into and ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre The Giant "This is how Id be talking"
If I was Father MC Id be like "Now what happened?"
If I was a mirror, Id find another mirror
and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If I was a slider Id slide out your butt
Id be floatin in your toilet lookin at you like "What?"
If I was a pilot Id be like "This is air traffic control"
If I was John Denver Id be like "Nooooooo!!!!"
If I was a switch Id be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
If I was a London cop car Id be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
If I was Chewbacca Id get a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice Id be like "Fuck yall. Im still paid"
If I was a stop sign Id just be like "Stop"
If I was your wooden leg Id still be giving you the hip-hop
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