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| The Shaggy Show
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[Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within some islands industrial
waste depositories, its Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? Ive got mice here!
Alright! What up yall? Welcome to the show
Im Shaggy, like you dont fuckin know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (Thats right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This ladys got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shits gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
Thats what Im sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we aint playin
And that aint it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, hes like a brother
Violent Js in this motherfucker
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (Whats up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
Thats great, now lets give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
Well be right back with Violent J
[Announcer:] (Playa hata:)
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
Theres nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hatas degree?) Thats right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah thats right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I aint got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, hes nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now hes back, for now at least
Hey Violent Js in this bitch ass piece!
[Violent J]
What up yall? (What up?) Whats happenin?
Its been six months and my dick aint havin it
If I dont hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twiztid
Its called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for yall???
Hell naw
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?
[Violent J]
Well, Ill be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, Im like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But thats all over now, its old hat
Im a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just dont test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, whats up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and relax (Im straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, well be right back!
[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of mommas God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with mommas hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm thats hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, were back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
Hes come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, its a bird its a plane
Its the big dog yall, fuckin with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J lets go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
[Snoop Dogg]
Its like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I dont pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
Im all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
Dont give a fuck about nothin at all
Thats why Im known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg
Nigga
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
Well have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) Thats it for now, Im out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich! |
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19.Jan.2002 11:01:55 |
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