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Adam Sandler
Cordurory Blues
When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Mommas friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now Im a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt Cause even when Im in the shower alone Im to embarrased to remove my shirt
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see
I believe it was my Daddy Who led me to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" When I couldnt finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Mommas good moods They said eat this, they said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I aint wearing pants
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuck, You fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuck, You fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all that ice cream I been eating lately My chins alone weight 203
The diet starts tomorrow! I have a grapefruit for breakfast For lunch a bown of white rice Dinnertime its a saltless potato I aint allowed no spice If this diets gonna work Tonight I cant eat no more "Just go to sleep," I say to myself As I close the bedroom door Two in the morning, I wake up to piss My bellys hungry and achin Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet Bring on the chips flavored with bacon
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately
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