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Interpret:
West Side Story
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| Gee, Officer Krupke
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TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE
Hey you!
RIFF
Who me, Officer Krupke?
TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE
Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggin ya down the station house, ya punk!
RIFF
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
You gotta understand
Its just our bringin upke
That gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Golly Moses, naturally were punks
JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke
Were very upset
We never had the love
That every child oughta get
We aint no delinquents
Were misunderstood
Deep down inside us there is good
RIFF
There is good!
JETS
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worst of us is good
TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE
Thats a touching good story
RIFF
Lemme tell it to the world!
TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE
Just tell it to the judge
RIFF
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They wont give me a puff
They didnt wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin lizards, thats why Im so bad
SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE
Right! Officer Krupke
Youre really a square
This boy dont need a judge
He needs an analysts care
Its just his neurosis
That oughta be curbed
Hes psychologically disturbed
RIFF
Im disturbed
JETS
Were disturbed, were disturbed
Were the most disturbed
Like were psychologically disturbed
SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE
Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he aint had a normal home.
RIFF
Hey, Im depraved on account Im deprived!
SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE
So take him to a headshrinker. You!
ACTION
Who me?
RIFF
My daddy beats my mommy
My mommy clobbers me
My grandpa is a commie
My grandma pushes tea
My sisters wears a moustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, thats why Im a mess
ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
Yes, Officer Krupke
He shouldnt be here
This boy dont need a couch
He needs a usefully career
Societys played him a terrible trick
And sociologically hes sick
RIFF
I am sick!
JETS
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick sick sick
Like were sociologically sick
ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease.
RIFF
Hey, I got a social disease!
ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
So take him to a social worker
RIFF
Dear kindly social worker
They tell me get a job
Like be a soda jerker
Which means Id be a slob
Its not Im antisocial
Im only anti-work
Glory Osky, thats why Im a jerk
A-RAB
Eek, Officer Krupke
Youve done it again
This boy dont need a job
He needs a year in the pen
It aint just a question of misunderstood
Deep down inside hes no good
RIFF
Im no good
JETS
Were no good, were no good
Were no earthly good
Like the best of us is no damn good
The trouble is hes lazy
The trouble is he drinks
The trouble is hes crazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is hes growing
The trouble is hes grown
Krupke, weve got troubles of our own
Officer Krupke
Were down on our knees
RIFF
Cause no one wants a fella
With a social disease
JETS
Dear Officer Krupke
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke
Krup you!
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