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Will Smith
Everything That Glitters (Ain't Always Gold)
Aw man put that ol dumb horn down Hey Jazzy, Jazzy Show this boy what some real music posed to sound like (heh hah haa!)
one two three four whoooo!
Now thats a record Now thats a record
Go Jazzy Go Jazzy Go!
I want to be remembered for the songs that sing Not only for the humor but for the knowledge I bring To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics
In life everything aint always what it seems But people are enchanted by the things that gleam Ya know, bright fancy cars big yachts and mansions All the beaches of Aruba with your girlie romancin
Now Im about to tell you a very interesting fable More fun than when you first got cable The moral to be learned from this story to be told Is that everything that glitters aint always gold
On July the 11th I was sittin at home Talkin to my girlfriend Gina on the telephone Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise
It said Sunny Skies and Romantic Nights On and Incredible Ship and I got hyped They said its like The Love Boat baskin in the sun Promisin fun for you and for everyone
I said thats dope, baby ya down? She said yeah we can leave right now! The very next day I put the check in the mail And one week later we were ready to sail
The brochure said that the boat it was large But it was nothin but a broken down part of a barge And if it wasnt for my girlfriend I wouldnta went Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp
The cruise was paid for and the food was free So I said what the hell and set out to sea It didnt take long to notice somethin was wrong The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it
I didnt wanna panic so I chilled for a while Til the captain pulled up on what we thought was a deserted isle We looked onto the beach and almost went berserk We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts
They said hungadungdadiggidadungadoo I said hey baby I guess that means get off the boat The chief said they needed a human sacrifice I said well just take my girl (hehe) psych!
I was jokin but things got serious The leader came out and he was furious He got in my face and his breath was the worst I said hey baby you got some mints in your purse?
His breath was stinkin with gunky brown teeth And two big crusty ashy hairy feet The worst thing he had no toenails in his toes And a big pterodactyl birdbone in his nose
I tried to reason with him; he wasn with it He said crungashenko that meant forget it He said goondashonkang dabongdaboo That meant tonight were havin Fresh Prince Stew
Then I saw it--no its not The big Indiana Jones people cookin pot! I wanted to fight em but there was no way to beat em I thought to myself Wheres Tarzan when you need him?
Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up We had a major stroke of luck a Navy ship pulled up The troops came off and they got us out of the pot And I said to the chief Yo I get witcha, hops
The guy that rescued us said I hate to tell you The captain of ya ship he had just escaped from Bellview Weve been following him and finally we caught him Were sorry theres no way that you can possibly get a refund
A thousand dollars and a weekend down the drain But a lesson well learned so let me explain Theres a very important message that needs to be told Is that everything that glitters aint always gold
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